name: meaghan noelle culkeen

occupation: student

time management skills: ... nonexistant.


... currently: stumbling away on an assignment that was due yesterday.


Yeah, I think I am the least self disciplined person on the planet. I will hand said assignment in this evening, a day late, and take a five percent dock on it. Could I have done it yesterday? Yes I probably could have.

Wait, did it occur to me to do it a week ago? Perhaps even three weeks ago when my syllabus was given to me?

Why no! Why would anyone ever do something as organized as THAT? Lunacy, utter lunacy.

Such an exibition of organizational skills on my part would probably represent a complete impossibility in the formula of the universe, and thus would make the cosmos implode.

So... all y'all's should be thankin' me for not messin' up your cosmos this evening. My assignment is late. I have no time management skills. All is right in the world. You can sleep easy... the sweet sleep of.. uh.. people who know their cosmos is safe....